don't forget

two things to remember me by if i ever die:

1. burberry for women.



2. always be my baby.

you're so money

You know how guys say they want to marry a girl before they make all their money, just so they know they can trust 'em? non-gold diggers they say...

Well after skimming through a very enlightening book, "Why Men Love B!tches," i think girls should do the same except we should be sheisty about what men look for in women. A man's currency is indeed his prestige and career while a woman's currency is her beauty and wifey abilities (men: don't deny it).

Guys generally don't run and try to spend all their money on you at once, right? Yeah, they invest more of their dime as the relationship matures and they start to believe that the investment will be worth it for them in the long run...

so, a word of advice to women: do the same in return. don't show all your cards too early!

1.Don't look too good just yet. don't shed those last 5lbs.... and yes wear your glasses and your sweatpants and see if he still finds you attractive. Then later, full blown best you can be.

2. Oh, and don't cook and clean for him or do his laundry.... or else you won't have any tricks up your sleeve to make him feel really lucky when you become his home woman. and i doubt he even deserves all that goodness if he's not your husband yet. =I

3. Lastly, don't ever, ever, under any circumstances let him see or touch anything 'cept maybe your face... but only if he is going to gently cup your chin with his hand, or caress your cheek as he gazes adoringly into your eyes... just maybe. haha. just joking...who does that nowadays ?? aw, sad..... =( is there no romance left in this world!?!?!

together we can.

"Collectivism requires self-sacrifice, the subordination of one's interests to those of others." -- Ayn Rand

"Collectivism ... treats society as if it were a super-organism existing over and above its individual members, and which takes the collective in some form (e.g., tribe, race, or state) to be the primary unit of reality and standard of value." -- Prof. Fred D. Miller

i've realized that on a scale of 0 - 10, i rate myself as an 8.5 in favor of collectivism vs. individualism. i was just raised that way.... my family is so utterly collectivist that my brother once explained that we have a communal parenting style where if an aunt knows you're going somewhere it can be assumed the message will be relayed to your mother... haha. and when they advertise a chinese cabbage sale at H-Mart in the morning paper, you best believe that my momma gonna run over within the hour; smells of kimchi will be wafting from our kitchen within the day; and jars full of fermented goodness will be dispersed to the various households existing within the 5 mile radius that is the boundary of my extended family.

living with people has made me notice and evaluate the disparity that exists between others perspectives and mine. for me, if you can gain anything from some sort of sacrifice that i can make, then i am more than willing to make it. i care about the harmony of the whole more so than the efforts i have to keep in order to maintain that harmony. for instance, if i'm going to buy something at the market, i'm going to buy it to supply everyone. and if you need me to do something for you that will lose 10 minutes of my time but win you 5... then i will do it for you.

some would say that i am a "people pleaser"... in my defense, it makes me happy to see you happy, as long as it doesn't make me too sad. then we can all be somewhat happy together! as a collective! ....and it has nothing to do with being kind, or gracious, or a good person. because, i must admit i can be something of a crazed bratalicious monster when i'm feeling selfish. oh truuust that i know how to put myself first sometimes. but collectivism.. it just has to do with efficiency, mindfulness, and really, the golden rule.

[of course, this is not to say that i am placing any kind of value judgment on people who lean more towards the individualistic side of the rainbow. i am merely stating that everyone is different and am suggesting that we all have to be sensitive and tolerant (better yet, forgiving) about each person's point of view and learn to live, love, and work with each's differing value systems]

synapses

keywords: action potential, threshold, failed initiations, refractory period, resting potential, all or nothing principle

....are we learning about the process of neural connections or the process of dating right now??
ㅎ_ㅎ

urban dictionary

My new favorite word:


My new favorite definitions for this new favorite word:
1. Assclown
One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

3. assclown
A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually pretends to be a know-it-all,often enhancing their stories,knowledge, experience,and every thing in between with pure bullshit.

4. assclown
Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times.

5. assclown
a.A person that is so silly and embarassing that neither the word "ass" or the word "clown" can properly describe them.
b. One who takes part in bafoonary, douchebaggery, or general just-too-muchary, often because of drinking alcohol.

6. assclown
A person who is a total moron, or who makes an attempt to do something but ends up failing miserably & entertains everyone around them

Some new ways to use this new word:
1. “I suggest you get moving, Assclown!”
2. "You, my good sir, are an assclown."
3. "Bill is really an ass for sharting in the bar. He is also a clown for telling everyone about it. But he is certainly an assclown for not going home from the bar and spending all night with a poopy butt"

See also:
Assclownery, Asshat, Asshead, Asshole, Ass for brains, Buffoon ass, Buttclown, Drunkard

coz you had a bad day~

it's amazing how much i've changed, yet stayed the same.

my struggles are still my struggles. my detrimental flaws are still detrimental. but i've noticed that the way in which i deal with situations and emotions has definitely changed. my intentions and attitude are different as well...

when something amazing happens, the first thing i think is PRAISE GOD! similarly, the first thing that gets me through a horrible, terrible situation or day is praying for patience and wisdom and knowing that this too shall pass. Suffering is good for the soul.... it builds character.

see?
in my past life as my past self, i would have never-everland thought that way.

Christ beings hope to all.

reality check

when i start thinking about the things in my life that bring me down... i try to remember:

a. those who cannot think for themselves because they are physically incapable
b. those who can think, but cannot act on it because their priority is to serve their country in dangerous places around the world.
c. those who want to think but cannot due to the painful side effects of a recent neurological treatment

*and by those, i mean specific people that i personally know.

that always brings me back down to earth.
how petty of me....

Luke 21:36

schlemiel

One Art

The art of losing isn't hard to master;
so many things seem filled with the intent
to be lost that their loss is no disaster.

Lose something every day. Accept the fluster
of lost door keys, the hour badly spent.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.

Then practice losing farther, losing faster:
places, and names, and where it was you meant
to travel. None of these will bring disaster.

I lost my mother's watch. And look! my last, or
next-to-last, of three loved houses went.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.

I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,
some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent.
I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster.

--Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture
I love) I shan't have lied. It's evident
the art of losing's not too hard to master
though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.

-Elizabeth Bishop

fat bro

the first time i talk talked to my brother since i left home and it went like this:

Daniel: you fat peeg
me: what do you waaant
Daniel: when you start school
well dont be a pig at school
is jessica going to school there
what the hell you been doing there all this time
me: i been working! i am working now
Daniel: ok fine you pig and call home
because people want to know what you doing there.
me: what happened to the hummingbird, did it really die???
Daniel: it is still up there on teh ledge
becoming a mummy
me: i call halmuny but she no pick up ever
Daniel: ok shut up
go to work
bye
me: no! working at cafe making me fat
i quit!! and catch the humming and set it free
Daniel: he ded
me: no!!! save it!
Daniel: stupid it been deh for like one week already
it rotting
or ants might eat
the house has ants all over
one night i come home and they all on my desk and bed
so i sleep in your room
me: HAHAHA
don't sleep in my bed
you smell like poo
who been using my bed?
Daniel: doggies pooed on your yoga mat
no one use your room
except watch tv and i play game sometimes
me: you stupid! they think it is the diaper pad
cuz it is the same color
Daniel: probably haha stupid
me: no you is the stupid. dogs are color blind!
Daniel: well they can see shades
so its the same shade to them
you stupid
you dont know anything
me: fine. clean the poo up
it better not be dry and crusty when i get back in dec
Daniel: you think its a big party over there
u and jessica and julie the three pigs go party every night
you supposed to be studying
me: no!
we study every night
and then pray and go to bed early
and eat munchies and get fat
Daniel: stupid
Daniel: ok pig you be smart
did you use the self defense moves i taught you
me: yes i did
it working very good
i use it on julie when she being stupid to me
Daniel: ok fine bye

jules says

this is ME down to the T:
if you don't know... now ya know.

Leo
Your psychological nature is powerful and full of self-confidence. You are a leader whose strength and nobleness command your entourage’s respect and adherence, with unchallenged legitimacy. Your ability to order, the prestige and charisma that emanate continuously from your person inevitably put you, under the spotlight, wherever you go.

With this Ascendant, you come across as proud, determined, wilful, loyal, solemn, generous, ambitious, courageous, heroic, full of vitality, creative, confident, seductive, happy, daring, majestic, honest, magnanimous, charismatic, responsible, noble, brilliant, radiant, dramatic, affectionate, full of humour, demonstrative, swaggering and self-confident. You can also be domineering, conceited, touchy, authoritarian, stubborn, intolerant, self-centered, irascible, violent, and nonchalant.

The Ascendant (or rising sign) is often considered the mask one wears when meeting others. Perhaps it is most aptly thought of as the automatic responses to one's environment. The Ascendant shows our natural defenses and how we cope with day-to-day issues. The energies of the sign and condition of the Ascendant are most overt and obvious to others. The Ascendant shows an individual's first, natural reaction to new people and situations.

to calculate yours: http://www.astrologycom.com/ascalc.html

pauper to prince

well, we're definitely moving on up. from a tiny hallway closet to a spacious condo. living is now living.

except, being here is bittersweet. it's so still and quiet.. and far from the city life. don't get me wrong, i love having time to myself to reflect and recuperate from being around the hustle and bustle. but at the same time, it makes me feel very lonely. being an extrovert in long island city is gonna be hard!

i can see where luxury can bring a sort of emptiness inside. there's just too much space from here to there, with absolutely nothing and no one to fill it with....

my roommates have more options than i do. they have a special someone to run off with and hold them and tell them secrets and keep them warm during the harsh ny winter.... but me? my only retreat is here! where can i run off to? how warm could a teddy bear keep me?

alone... i've been single for a full year now? (and i'm pretty good at it too.) it's been so so so great. epic! but it is slowly dawning on me that i need something more... perhaps it's the oncoming autumn? i want a dog so badly... for warmth, companionship, and just something to take care of and bring me little bits of happiness each day. if i get a dog, i think i could stay single for a good 4 more years.
(dog > guy)
but then again... (guys=dogs)
so i will accept whichever side of the equation appears first...
hehe... just kidding. i want me a puppy.

zap!

My friend was telling me recently about the previous owner of zappos and how he ran his company in a way that promoted self-motivation and authentic passion from his employees.

In fact, zappos would pay you a lump sum (of $6,000?) if and when you left their company. This would ensure that those working for zappos believed in the mission statement and genuinely WANTED to be there. Even with that whopper of a carrot dangling in front of their faces, they chose to work rather than get free money.... Genius. why don’t more companies do this?

When it comes to relationships, I take a similar policy to zappos. I’ve grown more confident over the years, (perhaps as a direct result of my callousness) and I don’t see a need to be needy. If a (real) man wants to be with me, he will. So why worry that he might leave me for someone else? That would be to his total and utter detriment anyways…. Yes, I trust in my own worthiness, but I also give this hypothetical partner the benefit of the doubt that he recognizes the treasure that he has (ho ho ho). And if he doesn’t want it anymore, by all means; here are 6,000+ (very expensive) memories. Take them and go~

Live long and prosper!

tourist trap

new york, new york.

ah, the sound of their rounded a's pronounced as o's. the outward vocalization of every complaint and thought. the bangs of murses and brusque briefcases against my thighs.... i bask in it daily.

i'm slowly beginning to lose what little ounce of patience and manners i previously had and conform to the way of the old yorker.

the thing about big city folks is that they're misunderstood! it's not like they lack warmth or love. They're not mean people out to get you. They just know that the city runs smoother a certain way, and they project that way onto others who just aren't as experienced.

in fact, they can be very kind, affectionate... full of very tough love. just don't ever get in their way or stand on the left side of the escalator. be efficient and mindful and you're sure to get on their good side!

no time to be sensitive. just follow orders and do it their way or risk belittlement and ego tearing pain.

shape up or ship out.

viva la nueva york!

i [can't afford to] ♥ ny

one great thing about being away from home is missing everything about it and realizing how i've taken it all for granted...

an even greater thing is when home misses you!! (specifically parents) they're so nice to me! as if they have forgotten all the trouble i've ever caused... and i've caused my share of trouble... puhaha! what dummies!.... lovable, sentimental dummies!!

i should probaby feel bad about calling my parents when i need korean food recipes or to whine for more money... but i don't cuz i know they want to give give give cuz they misssss meeeeeeeee~~~~ ♥♡♥♡

i like to pretend i'm a big, independent city girl. but i admit i am far, faaaar away land from it. yes, call me childish and immature... and utterly dependent. but i ain't complainin'


....a part of me never wants to go back.
(a very big part of me!)

le cycle

for one reason or another, we've found ourselves returning to this place every weekend. most of the time it comes down to friends from out of town wanting a loud place to experience the NY night life. other times, it's an invitation by people we know in the second degree who just want girls to fill a space (and enjoy our company while we enjoy their fully paid in alcohol).

if i stopped there, i would only be scratching the surface of the matter. cuz there's always an underlying, deep rooted issue behind the things we do or do not do... right?

we choose circle over all the others in this vast city because it allows you a safe place to let loose, in the presence of those who have similar backgrounds and expectations, so you don't feel too uncomfortable. ( i.e. other koreans.)

but it basically boils down to a cheap thrill. when you're single, you unknowingly have an appetite for closeness, warmth, some sort of affection. i'm gonna be frank and say that girls just want to be held sometimes. whether it be by a friend at church, or by a random moderately attractive stranger in a loud nightclub... we just want to feel wanted. dun matta that it's only for 5 minutes. dun matta that it's too dark to even see our faces. it's the fast food"take whatever i can get" mentality. but at what point does it ever feel like enough? how far will we go to experience just a little bit of mutual attraction for the night? why the endless cycle of wasting perfectly good weekends, hoping to satiate a hunger that probably can never be satisfied? and what is the point? especially when others don't have such [innocent] intentions....which then leaves too much room for miscommunication which can lead to confusion and anger... shudder.

i think it's about time to give it all up and just be content.

for now.

saying goodbye to someone when the next hello is uncertain? it's the THE WORST. this is not a goodbye for now, see you soon! kind of bye, this is a i want to say to your face: freaking take care of yourself and don't do anything stupid or else many people will be pissed at you and you better come back safe!! kind of goodbye that you end up not being able to vocalize because your throat is all closed up from your eyes trying to eat up as much sight as it can and your brain trying to catalog those last moments into your permanent memory....... you know those kinds??

how can you not feel a teary eyed concoction of fuzzy sadness, worry, regret, disturbia... in those last fleeting moments?

Godspeed... a very buzz-lightning-Godspeed!

deal maker to deal breaker

when I was younger, i used to be able to find the good in everyone. and it used to be enough. but i find that as i get older, (wiser, jadeder, and more cynical in general), it's much easier to notice the bad qualities in people and let that judgment prevail.

when it came to guys, i was able to make deals with myself by seeing them through a blinded lense of youth and innocence. i was able to focus on only the attractive, unique, or good aspects of their personalities or looks, so other things didn't seem so important. e.g. he's such a good listener. he's very loyal....oh but his eyebrows are so dense and full of intellectual prowess...

now, i can only see through a microscopic lense that first finds faults and weaknesses in people.


10 years ago, if the dating game had been a game of Deal or No Deal, i would have opened maybe three shiny cases and succumbed to the banker on the other end of the line, satisfied with a mediocre package. but now, my greed and self absorption don't allow me to settle for any deals or for any cases, no matter how risky it seems to pass them up. instead, i deny myself opportunities, determined to win the biggest prize that I will allow myself to settle for.

the question is: is there enough behind all that silver to even satiate my growing greed? or will nothing make me happy?.....

i must be really bored.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS - HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have a bump on my lower lip cuz I was playing on a ramp and my fat head swung forward and my lip busted itself on the ramp and my mom was too cheap to stitches me… =(

2. WHAT ARE ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM?
collages of a guy named James cuz we're subletting his place. haha. but the walls are close enough for a decent sized guy to hold himself up with his hands and feet… yeah. We live in a hallway room.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
No. I’ve been told I smile in my sleep though…

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
music.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
My mom’s water broke while eating a bowl of jja jang myun… must have been lunchtime.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Stronger air conditioning!!

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
My dog being a puppy and sleeping on my lap… and i miss my gramma!!

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
Right now.. my smart phone cuz it saves my life everyday.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5' 1.5” ....don't hate!

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
no

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Sometimes...... i run through dark hallways.

12. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Me.

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Not having a strong enough faith.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
There are more things to worry about besides eye colour you crazy questionnaire!

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF GETTING ENGAGED?
in my mind..... haha jk. I don’t care as long as it is to a good man.

16. DO YOU PREFER COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Tea.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
me no likey pepperoni.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Ice cold watah!

19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
blue.. green… aqua. oceany colors.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
What a waste of a good question.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
my tiny little cross necklace from nathan alan... i lost it and i still miss it very much!!

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Right now? Maybe…

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No. I’m fat.

24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Forever 21 always gets me....

25. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY?
go read my previous entries...

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
At home.. where I do not live! :(

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
Maltese… she is probably really really fat now… I wonder if she will remember me when I return!?

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON WOULD LEAVE?
Can’t choose who ya love~

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED.
17.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Depends, what’s their face look like?

32. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE?
"why does looking at animals covered in oil make me sad, but looking at animals covered in oil and deep-fried make me hungry?" - stephen colbert

33. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?
Heaven.

34. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUTSIDE OF THE COUNTRY?
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

35. WHAT ARE YOUR WEAKNESSES?
i already told you.. i'm fat.

36. HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE WHO WAS FAMOUS?
Yes. who cares.

37. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB?
Legal job? Never. haha

38. HAVE YOU EVER PRANK CALLED ANYONE?
All the time.

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
I hope so… I trust God is a good match maker.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Reading jean’s answers. ^_^ hiii

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
two words: wisdom teeth. three more: don't do it.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ON MOST?
My fingernails color.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
No. saved a lot of money too!

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Babies.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? THEIR NAMES?
3 or 4. I don’t want to say cuz there are unintentional baby name stealers out there.. you know who you are! Or... i guess you don’t know who you are until you do it!! haha

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Yes. Joy. The emotion my mother hoped I would bring to others. -_-

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF FROM THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. ugly/annoying laugh or eating habits
2. timid and insecure
3. ditzy
4. mean or no sense of humor
5. not nice teeth/smile
6. skinny


48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
cheer

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Back to my junior high herbal essences cuz everything else is so expensive!!!

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Only when I can read it

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Thinly sliced turkey.

52. DO YOU HAVE ANY BAD HABITS?
It’s all subjective....

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
More possessive than jealous…

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
No doubt. but i'd be pretty annoyed by me. aahha

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH BEING FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Benefits… as in perks from work? Like getting 50% off??? then yes yes yes

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Attraction matters. Looks are subjective. but if you're a girl. yes. sorry but guys like pretty girls.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Verbal vomit. write in a secret blog sometimes... Would prefer to beat a piñata with a bat…

58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS?
What kind of stupid question is this. Of course lose weight. I would be my ideal Korean weight if i lost 58 lbs!!??

59. WHAT'S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
to do more kingdom work & keep my eyes on the prize.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
barbies... i still want that birthday barbie.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Who cares. It’s annoying me right now cuz i can't remove someone from my favorites!

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
No.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Shut up.

64. DO YOU PREFER MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
I yam a potato girl.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
1. True disciple of Christ.
2. 진심으로 착한 남자
3. loves his career
4. buff enough to carry me easily. sports. sports. sports.
5. great sense of humor... quick witted!
6. basically: more masculine than me in every way.
(srsly... not too much to ask.)

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Jo, jojomohosomojo, fatman, fatboy, 돼지

67. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SUPERHERO?
Superman.

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Modern family. The Simpsons. Mad men.

69. WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Pray for them.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Haagen daz coffee

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yes.

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
I’m a mac now.

73. DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Obviously not if I’m doing this. -_-

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
Anywhere my husband has a good career.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Christina Aguilera – What A Girl Wants (don’t judge me, I’m in a 90’s mood tonite!) & jess’ laughter.

77. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Rice to riches – raisin rum flavor


78. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE WITH ON THE PHONE?
Julie. I misdialed.

79. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
buff... tall with big shoulders.

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Blog. Facebook. Buy groceries. (so sad, sad life I live)

81. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Celebrities

82. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
All four, if they are true seasons.

83. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY?
Melty blend chocolate.

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Jesus is my Homeboy.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
A very deep, dark brown… enough to be black.

86. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR?
A very deep, dark brown… enough to be black.

87. WHAT IS YOUR SHOE SIZE?
8.. shh don’t tell.

88. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Mcdonald’s always gets me.

89. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Right now: Kenka
At home: Roman Cucina

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
No. i LOVE sushi.

91. DID YOU WATCH TV TODAY?
No. for I do not own one anymore :’(

92. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Day before any Holiday.

93. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Air guitar.

94. ARE YOU A REPUBLICAN OR A DEMOCRAT?
I stand for Republican economics and Democratic ideals.

95. DO YOU PREFER HUGS OR KISSES?
I like hugs. Kisses?? Tell me, what do they feel like???

96. DO YOU PREFER RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
I prefer two night stands (better lighting when you read a book in bed).

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Fruit. Lots and lots of fruit.

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
um.....WOULD I!?!??!?! …….i would cry a river of tears if i couldn't be a housewife.. then i'd pick myself up and go get a career. haha

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
The Bible.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE.
Invisible like Clay Aiken.

A+

what women want (so i'm told):
Attention
Affirmation
Affection
Adoration
... Affluence (bonus, hehe)

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