Super Lovely People

my newest theory is that the Human Communication Disorders (SLP) major is the new hot girl major. not only are all of my classes 99% female, but about 95% of those females are currently super young betrothed or older women with teens. the speech language clinic that i volunteer at has an all female staff of 6 women (all sporting bling bling diamond ring rings). not counting, the young male secretary...

anyways... i thought about why there could be such an influx of engagements going on lately. i think during depressing times people want something lovely to hold onto in the future so they make promises like that. but in terms of the people who choose speech language pathology as a major, they are just attractive in general. they genuinely want to help others live better lives, have a gift for communication, and naturally get along with others. having good looks is just a plus. how can you NOT be engaged with a plate of characteristics like that???

oh wait... people like me are the exception, not the rule....
=(

please be my 1 out of 10...

"Men's ministry leader Pat Morley reports that: for every 10 men in your church, 9 will have kids who leave the church, 8 will not find their jobs satisfying, 6 pay the month minimum on their credit cards, 5 have a major problem with pornography, 4 will get divorced, and only one has a biblical worldview."


that 1 paragraph from fusion bible study upped my life ante.
i now have some serious standards to enforce...

Job 6:11

What is my strength, that I should wait?
And what is my end, that I should be patient?

poor Job :(

shhh!

its true. i don't follow the rules. i eat and drink in the library to my heart's content and even take short cat naps. but that can't be nearly as bad as the people who sit in the study desks and have full on 40 minute phone conversations!!! i thought the library was supposed to be a place silent enough to hear the inverted farts of fellow studiers....!

nobody follows the societal norms anymore...for that, we need a return of the old nanny-granny-sweater-wearing-gray-haired-tortoise-shelled-glasses-wearing-bitter-hag-nun librarin!!!

screw you increasing technology and decreasing common decency!!!

die evil~!

it is my understanding that all cute things are evil.
they know they are cute.
and they use their cuteness to get away with the worst things.
(like pooing in the same spot on the carpet everyday for you to step in)
(or ripping up feminine things - of the used nature....)
(or spitting up on the shoulder of your favorite sweater)
(or smile..... like, good gawwwd!)

poo. rip. poo. spit. do cute thing so you forget about the... poo. rip. spit. make you feel bad about yourself... pee. poo. rip. spit... manipulate you with their charms..... spit. poo. pee. rip your heart out.... poo. pee. diarrhea. rip. gently sleep on your foot.... poo. spit. ruin my life...


babies are evil.
puppies are evil.
cute guys/girls are completely satan sent.

i hate them all.
get them away from me!!!!!!




"my frickin dog ate my frickin homework"

cool stuff.

would you....


be brave enough?
it seems kinda liberating... no?




artistic statement of the century.



does that mean my dung will end up on someone's roof?
cuz that's awesome.

people should be afraid of visiting my future home
because i swear its gonna be full of crazy weird stuff like that~!

harmonics

The sounds that come from within our larynx are a result of a complete adapting, changing, compromising harmony reached by both our vocal chords and the tube from which the air blows through.

resonance happens when a driving force (vocal folds) matches frequencies with a driven system (vocal tract). if the natural characteristics of the driving force coincide with the driven system, a big response results. and of course, the goal of the voice is to create the greatest possible response from the matching up of both.

therefore, what does the the driven system do? the muscles change the vocal tract so that the natural frequencies can better coincide with the frequencies of the vocal folds, and vice versa.

harmony requires sacrifice and compromise. not to mention a going beyond what is thought as enough. but, oh what beautiful melodies and sounds our human parts can make!!


..... the fundamentals of a successful relationship are pretty much like that of a successful scream.