they know they are cute.
and they use their cuteness to get away with the worst things.
(like pooing in the same spot on the carpet everyday for you to step in)
(or ripping up feminine things - of the used nature....)
(or spitting up on the shoulder of your favorite sweater)
(or smile..... like, good gawwwd!)
poo. rip. poo. spit. do cute thing so you forget about the... poo. rip. spit. make you feel bad about yourself... pee. poo. rip. spit... manipulate you with their charms..... spit. poo. pee. rip your heart out.... poo. pee. diarrhea. rip. gently sleep on your foot.... poo. spit. ruin my life...
babies are evil.
puppies are evil.
cute guys/girls are completely satan sent.
i hate them all.
get them away from me!!!!!!
"my frickin dog ate my frickin homework"
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