fat bro

the first time i talk talked to my brother since i left home and it went like this:

Daniel: you fat peeg
me: what do you waaant
Daniel: when you start school
well dont be a pig at school
is jessica going to school there
what the hell you been doing there all this time
me: i been working! i am working now
Daniel: ok fine you pig and call home
because people want to know what you doing there.
me: what happened to the hummingbird, did it really die???
Daniel: it is still up there on teh ledge
becoming a mummy
me: i call halmuny but she no pick up ever
Daniel: ok shut up
go to work
bye
me: no! working at cafe making me fat
i quit!! and catch the humming and set it free
Daniel: he ded
me: no!!! save it!
Daniel: stupid it been deh for like one week already
it rotting
or ants might eat
the house has ants all over
one night i come home and they all on my desk and bed
so i sleep in your room
me: HAHAHA
don't sleep in my bed
you smell like poo
who been using my bed?
Daniel: doggies pooed on your yoga mat
no one use your room
except watch tv and i play game sometimes
me: you stupid! they think it is the diaper pad
cuz it is the same color
Daniel: probably haha stupid
me: no you is the stupid. dogs are color blind!
Daniel: well they can see shades
so its the same shade to them
you stupid
you dont know anything
me: fine. clean the poo up
it better not be dry and crusty when i get back in dec
Daniel: you think its a big party over there
u and jessica and julie the three pigs go party every night
you supposed to be studying
me: no!
we study every night
and then pray and go to bed early
and eat munchies and get fat
Daniel: stupid
Daniel: ok pig you be smart
did you use the self defense moves i taught you
me: yes i did
it working very good
i use it on julie when she being stupid to me
Daniel: ok fine bye