teaching children early

if you give a pig a pancake,

he'll want some syrup to go with it.

you'll give him some of your maple syrup.

he'll probably get all sticky,

so he'll want to take a bath.

he'll ask you for some bubbles.

when you give him bubbles,

he'll probably ask you for a toy.

you'll have to find your rubber duck.

the duck will remind him of the farm where he was born.

he might feel homesick and want to visit his family.

he'll want you to come too.

he'll look through your closet for a suitcase.....

etc, etc, etc.

hmm...

don't people say that.... men are pigs?

hehe
be careful ladies! pigs always want more than just pancakes....

happy love day! (or S.A.D. day)