ovary explosion.

Why Tim Tebow is a rare treasure of a man...
(super + that he fits all of my non-negotiables):


1. the man knows how to pray.


2. the man loves children & missions abroad.


3. the man loves to laugh!



4. the man knows how to say NO to the ladies.


5. the man can throw a football. (very necessary~)



6. the man is basically a caveman.



7. the man can carry this fatman, therefore he can carry me.
(and spin me on his finger like a pizza)


8. the man is willing to sacrifice himself.



9. the man knows his Bible. and boasts only of Christ! oh the humility!


10. who cares so much about why he's not the greatest offensive QB in the NFL... look at all of his other attributes!

and if he will have me, i am willing to make an exception for his younger than me age... but only because he is twice my weight (245 lbs!!), 10 times holier (Scriptural eye blacks), and 1000 times better at football than me (88 TD's!).

Tebow makes ovaries weep... 

and marriage so sweet!