banana rama ding dong

why oh why does it have to be so difficult to get into shape?? why can't it be attractive and sexy to be pudgy and slightly overweight!?

i'm sure girls were saying the same thing 1000 years ago, but in reverse: "why oh why does it have to be so hard to find food and eat and get fat?!why can't it be attractive and sexy to be underweight and slightly starved?! "

with that said, i am soooo committing food pron right now. yes. i am eating a banana while flipping through pictures of porto's danishes and desserts... oh my good Lord almighty, cream pan who are you and why??!

sigh.

when will you be eaten by me portos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
when!!!!!


oh dear Jesus, Mary, Joseph, save me from my own gluttonous heart!!!


um....baker, will you marry me??
...and then fill my pregnant belly with your baked goods!!???