my last will & testament

if i ever happen to unexpectedly leave this earth:

i would like to bequeath all of my belongings firstly to jessica & julie. they may take apart anything and everything and duke it out amongst themselves. they have first dibs on all of my clothes, make up, and room's furnishings. they may visit and sleep in my bed ever so often... or just live in my room if they want (although it might be kind of creepy after my untimely death...)

Anyone who wants it may have a gah we, bah we, bo tournament for my macbook. But, they must keep a picture of me as their desktop background... muhaha

please give all of my books to the college students that need them. i have tons of them. the magazines can go to the next bride to be from church.

oh! and also, please return all of my library books, as i do not want to take overdue fees to the grave.

please give my healthy organs to whoever needs them most. preferably to someone with much youth and little monetary funds. *give my heart to someone who'll take good care of it!!

oh, and don't go through any of the memory boxes in my closet. i look ugly and fat in those pictures. and i sound stupid in those letters/cards. please just throw them away or burn them... i don't even know why i keep so many things from my past. i should burn them myself asap.

give my car to my brother... or one of my younger cousins. they can do what they want with it for all i care!

all of my savings and $$ can be given to my mother to pay for my funeral fees. although, i do not want to waste $$$ on flowers or a fancy wake thing. i'm gone. let me go. cremate me and throw my ashes in the pacific ocean. or.... just throw a huge party with an open bar so everyone can have fun and spend the whole night telling stories (about me and my awesomeness of course!). send a mass facebook invitation to all my "so-called" fb friends to see who actually comes! it would be kind of like the wedding i always wanted... but for me and Jesus!

it would be kind of cool for one of my best friends to write me an obituary in the paper... hint hint!

please delete and deactivate all of my email/fb/blog sites. cuz thats seriously a creepy reminder of someone who once was. (i believe jess/julie know my password.)

thank you. that is all.


here's to a long life hoping this will never gets used!!