ah, the age old dispute about who is the better superhero...
personally, Superman has and always will be the one. for me, it's not about who is the better crime fighter or who can win in a death match (which would probably be Superman anyways). rather, i look into the character and depth of their manhood.
even with his incomparable strength and talent, Clark Kent stays humble, meek, and morally upright. he is uniquely altruistic and has a kind & gentle heart... always helping those who are suffering. so self sacrificing... the fact that he has a detrimental weakness (the green rock) makes him even more endearing; more human and sincere. not to mention, he has amazing romantic timing whenever lois lane is in any trouble. and he only has eyes for her... ♡ (big plus that he can carry her forever and never get tired... and fly at the same time!!)
batman is too dark and brooding for my taste. and Bruce Wayne flaunts his riches and wealth for his haughty ego. what would he be without his money and techie toys? probably the above average douchey buff guy you see at the gym... and he's also got some major childhood trauma. can we say emotional baggage? does he even sacrifice anything for the woman he loves? who was it again? catwoman? poison ivy? some bad girl that is involved in a plot against him? psh, get your act together man.
juls has this ongoing theory that superman/coke lovers are simple traditionalists whilst batman/pepsi lovers are more hipsterish complicated folks. which, i have found to be true most of the time.
wait one second.
ReplyDelete1. batman would just buy all the kryptonite in the world and make some sort of batsuit out of it and kill superman.
2. batman shows off a lot and acts douchey because he has to protect his identity as batman. he also sacrifices his life for the sake of others and takes all the smack for acting like someone hes really not.
3. batman is more human because his weakness is his heart. like any normal human being he goes through different girls and learns his lessons.
4. superman has his eye on one girl. this is why he is constantly looking out for her and letting others die while he saves her. superman saves the girl before others. batman saves others before his girl.
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1. batman's not THAT rich.
ReplyDelete2. batman's real persona is douche wayne. superman's real persona is superman. clark is a cover for his true awesomeness. that's how humble he is.
3. i don't ever see him giving his heart to anyone... and he never learns, which is why he has such scattered, disorderly affections.
4. superman is so super because he saves everyone AND his ONE love too. he never lets anyone die, doofus.
i have an original superman comic book that says different!
ReplyDeletep.s.
ReplyDeletedont be mad at me im just messin!
im not mad hahaha. i still stick by my superman tho.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE BATMAN
ReplyDeletedoes that mean i have problems? :(
no grace. the batmans of this world solve problems.
ReplyDeletebatman is an individualist. superman is a collectivist.
ReplyDeletewinner winner, chicken dinner.
end of discussion. hahaha